Wedding Underwater

There was a child at a wedding, he saw the bride wear white. “Mommy”, he asked, “why does the bride wear white?”
“Because its the happiest day of her life.” She answered. The child sat and pondered.

“Then why does the groom wear black?”

*This is meant as a joke, I am not saying that marriage is bad, in most cases anyways.

Every time I see you I want to marry you, then it hits me that we are married.

Marriage is like Boxing. In the beginning they shake hands, but…

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why

The surest way to be alone is to get married

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

In marriage, tears and smiles make the music of life.

Whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

*A couple were asked how they managed to stay together for 75 years.

And their reply was:
Because we were born in a time where if things were broken we would fix them not through them away.

                                               Hakunamatata!!!!