A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy
looks edible, never seen his kind before". So
the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to
panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that
was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This
guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey
witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by
telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what
really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they
start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even
more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him
to bring me another lion an hour ago..."